Verrari
11.09.2010, 18:25
Ich habe es leider nur auf englisch per Email erhalten und es gibt keine Urheberrechte für diesen Text!!!
Wenn es gegen die Forenregeln verstößt, dann bitte wieder löschen.
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-Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Mexifornia's third language.
-Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.
-Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
-Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
-Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
-Iraq still closed off. Physicists estimate it will be at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
-France pleads for global help after being taken over by Algeria. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation.
-Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
-Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces weekly mail delivery to Wednesday only.
-Shipping figures released today by the Government show Christmas Island is now Australia's busiest Port.
-85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
-Average weight of Americans drops to 300lbs.
-Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
-Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
-Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
-Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
-New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
-Congress authorises direct deposit of previously illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
-IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
-Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Wenn es gegen die Forenregeln verstößt, dann bitte wieder löschen.
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-Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Mexifornia's third language.
-Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.
-Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
-Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
-Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
-Iraq still closed off. Physicists estimate it will be at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
-France pleads for global help after being taken over by Algeria. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation.
-Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
-George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
-Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces weekly mail delivery to Wednesday only.
-Shipping figures released today by the Government show Christmas Island is now Australia's busiest Port.
-85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
-Average weight of Americans drops to 300lbs.
-Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
-Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
-Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
-Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
-New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
-Congress authorises direct deposit of previously illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
-IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
-Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.