buckeye
21.02.2005, 01:33
Alabama - Hell yeah , we have electricity
Alaska - 11,623 eskimos cant be wrong
Arizona - But its dry heat
Arkansas - Literacy aint everything
California - By 30 our women got more plastic than your Honda
Colorada - If you dont ski , dont bother
Conneticut - Like Massachusetts , only the Kennedys dont own it yet
Delaware - We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida - Ask us about our grandkids
Georgia - We put the Fun in Fundamentalis extremism
Hawaii - Haka tiki lee mouro leeki Toru (Death to mainland schum , but leave you money)
Idaho - We are more than just potatoes .... ok we are not but the potatoes re sure good.
Illinois - Please dont pronounce the s
Indiana - 2 Billion years tidal wave free
Iowa - we do amazing things with corn
Kansas - First of the rectangle states
Kentucky - 5 Million people , 15 last names
Louisiana - We re not only drunk wacko Cajun people , but thats our tourism campaign
Maine - We re really cold , but we have chep lobster
Maryland - If you can dream it , we can tax it
Massachusetts - Our taxes re lower than swedens
Michigan - First line of defense from the canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 lakes ..... 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come and feel better about your own state
Missouri - Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
Montana - Land of the big sky , the Unabomber , right wing extremists and very little else
Nebraska - Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker
New Hampshire - Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey - you want a fucking motto ?? I got yer fucking motto right here
New York - You have the right to remain silent ......
North Carolina - Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota - We re really one of the 50 states
Ohio - At least we re not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like the Play , only no singing
Oregon - Spottet owl .. its whats for dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook with coal
Rhode Island - We re not really an island
South Carolina - Remember the civil war ?? we didnt actually surrender
South Dakota - Closer than North Dakota
Tennesee - The educashun state
Texas - Si hablo ingles
Utha - Our Jesus is better than yours
Vermont - Yep
Virginia - No lifeguard in the genepool
Washington - Help we re overrun by nerds and slackers
Washington D.C. - Wanna be mayor ???
West Virginia - One big happy family , really
Wisconsin - Come cut the cheese
Wyoming - Where men re men and the sheep re scared
Alaska - 11,623 eskimos cant be wrong
Arizona - But its dry heat
Arkansas - Literacy aint everything
California - By 30 our women got more plastic than your Honda
Colorada - If you dont ski , dont bother
Conneticut - Like Massachusetts , only the Kennedys dont own it yet
Delaware - We really do like the chemicals in our water
Florida - Ask us about our grandkids
Georgia - We put the Fun in Fundamentalis extremism
Hawaii - Haka tiki lee mouro leeki Toru (Death to mainland schum , but leave you money)
Idaho - We are more than just potatoes .... ok we are not but the potatoes re sure good.
Illinois - Please dont pronounce the s
Indiana - 2 Billion years tidal wave free
Iowa - we do amazing things with corn
Kansas - First of the rectangle states
Kentucky - 5 Million people , 15 last names
Louisiana - We re not only drunk wacko Cajun people , but thats our tourism campaign
Maine - We re really cold , but we have chep lobster
Maryland - If you can dream it , we can tax it
Massachusetts - Our taxes re lower than swedens
Michigan - First line of defense from the canadians
Minnesota - 10,000 lakes ..... 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi - Come and feel better about your own state
Missouri - Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
Montana - Land of the big sky , the Unabomber , right wing extremists and very little else
Nebraska - Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada - Hookers and Poker
New Hampshire - Go away and leave us alone
New Jersey - you want a fucking motto ?? I got yer fucking motto right here
New York - You have the right to remain silent ......
North Carolina - Tobacco is a vegetable
North Dakota - We re really one of the 50 states
Ohio - At least we re not Michigan
Oklahoma - Like the Play , only no singing
Oregon - Spottet owl .. its whats for dinner
Pennsylvania - Cook with coal
Rhode Island - We re not really an island
South Carolina - Remember the civil war ?? we didnt actually surrender
South Dakota - Closer than North Dakota
Tennesee - The educashun state
Texas - Si hablo ingles
Utha - Our Jesus is better than yours
Vermont - Yep
Virginia - No lifeguard in the genepool
Washington - Help we re overrun by nerds and slackers
Washington D.C. - Wanna be mayor ???
West Virginia - One big happy family , really
Wisconsin - Come cut the cheese
Wyoming - Where men re men and the sheep re scared