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"Nigga"
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Nigger

Nigga is a term of endearment used by two long term friends who have not seen each other in a long time or brainless suburban white kids who think they have friends. Examples:

* "What up, my nigga?" (popularized by Jackie Chan)

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Negro can refer to any black person, but it is more commonly used to reference a piece of s*** black person who feels the need to act like an hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason.

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"Abortion"

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...abortion is the gut bustingly hilarious procedure in which a soon-to-be ugly baby is instead destroyed before it has a chance to wreak havoc on the world.
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[Nibelung]

Japan
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Japan

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Like other citizens of Asia, Japanese men have small penises and Japanese women have dyed brown hair, have bangs some 10 inches in length covering their foreheads (which they also use to tentacle rape themselves), and are completely submissive to White men, even though all Japanese are racist against every other race (including other Asians). The only women who are not totally submissive are the terrifying Ganguro girls.
Pedophilia is not only accepted in Japan,but also highly mandatory. Circa 110% of Japanese men are pedophiles. Legally the age of consent in Japan is 13, but usually Japanese girls lose their virginity at the ripe you age of the 2nd trimester after conception. The ugly ones survive until about 13, which is when they suddenly become attractive to Japanese men and tentacle monsters. This, in addition to the fact that the average Japanese 13 year old looks like a 6 year old of just about any other ethnicity, means that Japan is a haven for pedophiles around the world. Scat fetish is also popular.

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China:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/China

Just south of Evildoer Korea and east of our other big, inscrutable friend, Russia, China is a big, big place. It's not as big as Russia, but it's still really big. Unfortunately, 50% of this land is barren desert controlled by Al Qaeda and other towelheads.

There are many slang terms for citizens of China such as "Chinese", "Chinamen", "Ching Chong", "Gooks" and "Bamboo coons". However, the correct term is "Chink" and you should always properly address them as such to avoid offending them. There are billions and billions of them. They are all inscrutable, but think how much money you'd make if you sold a cell phone to each of them.

Zerg Rush

Because Chinese literally breed like Rabbits, a popular technique is the Zerg rush. China has a One Child Policy, but if they allowed parents to have two children, then conscripted them, they would have enough forces to pwn the entirety of America.
Disadvantages of the Chink Zerg Rush: It costs the Chinese government approximately $1 to give their soldiers a cheap uniform and a basic two day training course. That is not difficult. HOWEVER, it is quite expensive to produce weapons, even if they are cheap unreliable pieces of s*** (like everything made in China). So in one group of five Chinks, there will be approximately one or two rifles. So when one dies, the others pick it up. Advantages: No country has unlimited ammunition. Whilst a group of troops is firing at the neverending horde, a slanty eyed Chink will run around the back and bayonet them up the ass. Shoot one Chink, and they keep coming. Seriously.

... the current population of China has been estimated to be as low as 6 billion to as high as infinity.
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Also, the Chinese get extremely offended when people mistaken them for being Taiwanese. To show off your knowledge and understanding of their culture, always be sure to tell them you are aware that Taiwan is NOT part of China and is in fact an entirely different country.

[Biskra]

Also, the Chinese get extremely offended when people mistaken them for being Taiwanese. To show off your knowledge and understanding of their culture, always be sure to tell them you are aware that Taiwan is NOT part of China and is in fact an entirely different country.

:)) :)) :))

[Biskra]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/German

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[luftpost]

Also, the Chinese get extremely offended when people mistaken them for being Taiwanese. To show off your knowledge and understanding of their culture, always be sure to tell them you are aware that Taiwan is NOT part of China and is in fact an entirely different country.

Naja, is' doch so.

Sagt man's allerdings nem Taiwaner. :D

[Der Patriot]

Besser:

Encyclopaedia Germanica (http://www.encyclopaedia-germanica.net/index.php/Hauptseite)